Where’s Drew?

(Complete with photo.)

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TODAY!

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Chicklet, you are four years old, so I really hope that’s not true.

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You know, that’s a question I don’t think anybody’s ever asked me before.

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Why is it that their phones are the ones that appeal to me the most?

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(Not an ex-girlfriend post.)

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Some people are just real shitty liars.

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Okay, it’s not really a subway, since it’s above-ground, but still.

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He is a real doctor.

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I gotta have some of what you’re smokin’!

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