Where’s Drew?

It’s official, so get used to it.

From this day forth, references to homosexuality to mean something bad are out of date. So the next time you’re playing Halo or Modern Warfare, please use the new accepted vernacular:

TEEN

In the past, you might have said, “5 headshots in a row?!? That’s fucking gay!”

Now you’ll say, “5 headshots in a row?!? That’s fucking teen!”

For noun usage, please replace “faggot” with “teenie.”

You used to say, “How you like me teabagging you now, faggot?”

Now you will say, “How you like me teabagging you now, teenie?”

This is by no means a comprehensive list.

The internet is filled with millions of people, and I can’t wait to see their combined creative energies seize this new meme and go wild with it.

She’s fucking possessed.

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Cool – now shove it up your ass, and forget it’s there so you’re never tempted to use it again.

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Yeah, there are gonna be some spoilers in this post.

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You know, there are some things you just don’t expect to hear a chick say.

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If you’re cute, you can’t be a lousy lay.

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Oh, Mr. Bowie, how right you are.

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Geez, what a cunt.

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When the hell is it gonna rain again.

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