Where’s Drew?

This is the first half (I think) of the third story in this series. While I was writing it, everything that’s in this part was very clear to me. I hadn’t intended to end it where I did, but that’s just how it ran its course. I will finish it up at some point, but for now I feel it’s a pretty solid bit of storytelling.

Did you notice there’s no edit marker up there in the title? That means there’s nothing in here that HBO wouldn’t air. That’s not to say there may not be something here you might find objectionable, but I kinda doubt that’ll happen.

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This is the second story in this series. I’m not sure how many parts there will be when all’s said and done, but this is the second. The first 60% of this was written back in 2002, and at that time I’d considered it done. I got some criticism, mostly saying that it wasn’t really finished, that things didn’t develop for the characters, and while good, it didn’t live up to the first story. After re-reading it in 2014, I totally agreed with all of that. I sat down with it again and wrote the parts that I’d left out 12 years ago.

Did you notice there’s no edit marker up there in the title? That means there’s nothing in here that HBO wouldn’t air. That’s not to say there may not be something here you might find objectionable, but I kinda doubt that’ll happen.

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So this is it. The story that, for some reason, somebody on the net was looking for 17 years after I’d written it. Maybe there’s something special about it, or maybe I’d just managed to find the one person out there who thought this seemed interesting. Whatever the reason, their interest sparked my curiosity. I wondered what these two characters had been getting up to and thought I should find out. For the most part, this story is just as I wrote it in 1996. I have moved it forward in time to the present day, and aged the characters slightly. Aside from those two things, and a few minor edits here and there, it’s pretty much just as I wrote it.

Did you see that (Avert your eyes!) up there in the title? That means there’s stuff in here that wouldn’t even make it onto HBO. Use that as your guide for whether or not you want to read this version. I’ve given you the option of which one to read, so don’t blame me if you see something you don’t like.

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So this is it. The story that, for some reason, somebody on the net was looking for 17 years after I’d written it. Maybe there’s something special about it, or maybe I’d just managed to find the one person out there who thought this seemed interesting. Whatever the reason, their interest sparked my curiosity. I wondered what these two characters had been getting up to and thought I should find out. For the most part, this story is just as I wrote it in 1996. I have moved it forward in time to the present day, and aged the characters slightly. Aside from those two things, and a few minor edits here and there, it’s pretty much just as I wrote it.

Did you see that (tame edit) up there in the title? That means there’s nothing in here that HBO wouldn’t air. Use that as your guide for whether or not you want to read this version. I’ve given you the option of which one to read, so don’t blame me if you miss the fun stuff.
 
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Don’t continue reading if you’re not prepared to see a few pics of me in boxers.

You were warned!
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Pics of this bus, and ones like it, have been around for quite a while. But I needed something to test out WordPress on the Droid, so here we  are.

I’ve seen it driving around plenty of times, but never parked.

It’s official, so get used to it.

From this day forth, references to homosexuality to mean something bad are out of date. So the next time you’re playing Halo or Modern Warfare, please use the new accepted vernacular:

TEEN

In the past, you might have said, “5 headshots in a row?!? That’s fucking gay!”

Now you’ll say, “5 headshots in a row?!? That’s fucking teen!”

For noun usage, please replace “faggot” with “teenie.”

You used to say, “How you like me teabagging you now, faggot?”

Now you will say, “How you like me teabagging you now, teenie?”

This is by no means a comprehensive list.

The internet is filled with millions of people, and I can’t wait to see their combined creative energies seize this new meme and go wild with it.

Because “Clean something!” just didn’t sound fun. ^.^
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Because everybody loves wombats!

Some smart dude (or dudette) on the WordPress site found the one bunged up line of code to edit in order to get WP working on the iPhone.

Thanks, unsung hero of the internet!